AISubs v3.7
- The inn is open! - Thank you!
- Thank you for having us! - It's been a while since we spent the night like this.
- It feels good, doesn't it? - Yeah, it does. It's exciting.
- Should we go look for sex now? - Yeah, we're done with that.
- Night safari part two! - Let's look for pretty stars!
- Not at all! - Today...
we're going to a haunted spot!
- Huh? What's up? - There's the word "serious NG" out there, right?
- Like stealing things. - Stealing things is no good, right?
- Or hurting others is no good, right? - That's right.
- So, the haunted spot is... - Okay!
- It's no good! - It's okay?
- It's no good! It's okay! - Young people like you suddenly die, you know?
- You're really underestimating me. - People who underestimate you die.
Don't panic, don't panic.
Today... which one is the real haunted spot?
- What is that? - What is that?
- I'm going to do it. - You're going to talk about it!
- I don't have a spirit sense, you know? - No, you don't.
- You don't have a spirit sense? - I don't have a spirit sense yet.
- In other words, the haunted spot isn't just a dark place. - It's scary, isn't it?
- If you haven't been to Hosei, you'll know right away. - Seriously.
- So, today's plan is... - From now on...
- We're going to visit 3 haunted spots. - But...
- There's only one real haunted spot. - Oh...
- We're going to let the three of you guess which one it is. - Okay.
- For each haunted spot, we have a team that's not scary. - Okay.
- We're going to go to the haunted spot and listen to the person in charge's scary stories. - Okay.
- The three of you will go around the haunted spot together. - Okay.
- If you can guess which one is the real haunted spot... - Okay.
- It'll prove that there are really scary spots. - Okay.
- If you can't guess which one it is, there's no haunted spot. - Okay.
- It's just a scary place. - It's just a dark place.
- It's the same for the three of you, you know? - Seriously, that's a big one.
- Seriously. - That's a big one.
- You know what? Last time... - You're definitely going alone, aren't you?
- If you think you'll let me go alone, just say it. - Okay, I won't go.
- Just say it. - Just say it.
- I'll definitely go.
- I got it. - You're a ghost, Kizuna.
- So we're getting close to the first haunted spot. - We're getting close to the first haunted spot.
- So we'll drive a little more and walk from there. - Oh, okay.
- Let's go! - Okay!
- Let's haunt... - Oh, scary...
- Okay, we're heading to the first spot. - Okay.
- Um, Yomemaru-san will tell you about this episode. - Okay.
- Okay, Yomemaru-san, please. - We're going to...
- Okay, we're going to... - Um, Yomemaru-san, please. - We're going to...
- ...the old group home. - Group home!?
Making my daughter go!?
- I'm going there. - Don't stop me, old man.
- That group home didn't approach Kimins at all. - Like Yomemaru-san?
Kimin residents were worried and often visited.
- But the old man said "Go home!". - Go home!
But some years later, young people were wondering what the old man was up to.
- When he went home, he was dead of loneliness by death. - Oh...
From there, you can hear stories about old people's spirits in the mountains.
You can also hear voices of people who have been hated by someone for a long time.
What is this place? Wait a minute!
Isn't the road dangerous?
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Are you okay?
Isn't it really dangerous?
There is something! There is a hut!
This is of high quality.
If it was a fake, it would be of high quality.
There are many people in the mountains.
We have arrived.
Let's go.
There is no ghost.
Wait a minute. Isn't it scary?
Let's go deeper.
What?
Deeper?
Don't say it obviously.
Why is it a table salt? Bring some coarse salt.
If it's not this, it's not good.
Salt that looks like it's going to be salted.
What is this?
Shower?
What is this?
Shouldn't we go and see?
Isn't this a shower?
Then you go.
No, look. It's close.
The fact that there is an outdoor unit means that there is no air conditioner at all.
There is no air conditioner inside.
The glove is falling.
The glove is placed.
It's pretty good.
Hey!
Stop it.
It's really not good.
It's over.
Go away.
Please go away.
Please go away right now.
Please don't do it when it's cold.
It's different.
It's not about whether there is an air conditioner or not.
Then it's boring here.
I really want you to reflect on yourself.
It's over.
You said you were going to make a show.
It's a TV.
Yes, it's the same as a TV.
Go away!
What do you do if you hit your face with an underwater unit?
It's over.
Sometimes it's a game over.
Look!
There is a young man.
A young man is going to a new spot.
I got it.
This is real.
This can't be fake, can it?
This is authentic.
Oh, no. It's over.
Wait, there is a guitar fret.
There is a guitar neck.
Why is there a guitar neck?
Excuse me.
What is this?
There is something like lemon.
It's rotten.
I was surprised.
I was really surprised.
Look at this.
Let me see it.
I'm scared.
No.
I don't think it's going to rot.
I can't let it rot.
It's too clean.
The room is going to get angry.
Excuse me, sir.
Look, there is a guitar.
Oh, you're right.
It's rotten.
Can someone hold the camera and go upstairs?
It's 3 against 1.
Because my camera can't be rotten.
I'm rooting for you.
Don't underestimate me.
Taisho.
It's over.
Thank you very much.
Wait a minute.
Tell me something you're not afraid of.
Pop de bibic.
I'm not afraid of it.
South park.
It's a little conservative.
Why don't you go upstairs and report?
I can't.
I'm scared.
It's small.
Is it physically scary?
If you don't go, you won't know.
I thought my heart was small.
I'm scared.
I can't go any further.
What is it?
Bird droppings and clouds.
Thank you for your time.
It was smelly, though!
You did it first.
Don't get involved.
Welcome back.
We're back.
If we talk about the real crisis,
the only information we have is that the old man is lonely.
I don't think we can see it in any situation.
I think it's different for now.
So you're saying you're scared of fishing?
Don't talk like that.
Was there nothing here?
It must be fun to do something like this.
I don't know.
Next, next, next.
Let's go to the next one.
One, two...
I'm suddenly fine!
Yes.
This time, it's a haunted house in the city.
It's very normal, isn't it?
What you can see behind me is a place called Boihagi Hill.
Hill?
Yes.
It was also called "ghost hill" for some reason.
There were times when people were attacked, such as boihagi, and there wasn't much security.
There were especially many slashings.
What's a slashing?
A slashing is when a samurai really cuts a person to test the sharpness of a sword.
There were times when people were killed by boihagi, and there were times when a ghost of a commoner who lived in anger was often attacked.
Isn't this a haunted house?
Is there really an episode like this?
Let's go up this hill.
It's a little scary.
Let's go.
It's very normal.
If you look back from here, it's dangerous.
Can you cut it?
Maybe.
I'm already looking back.
Then you can't hold your breath.
You can't hold your breath.
What?
What do you mean?
You can't hold your breath.
Wouldn't it be scary if you said it with all your might?
This is not a place where you can say it with all your might.
Isn't the life of trees amazing?
This is strange.
No, it's the power of the trees.
The power of the trees is amazing.
Let's talk about nature.
It's kind of real, isn't it?
Yes.
It was a cicada that had its horn cut off.
What do you think?
A horned cicada came out and a pumpkin came out.
Pucchi is also a dog.
A horned cicada too.
This slope will end soon.
Is it really only this slope?
It's a cliff.
I don't like it.
I don't like the atmosphere, but...
It's a stick-shaped slope.
It's really a stick-shaped slope.
That's what it means.
But it seems like it's been around for a long time.
That's right. It's next to the shrine.
Did you understand me?
The three of you didn't say anything, but you said "Eh?"
It seems like it's been around for a long time.
That's right. It's next to the shrine.
It may be the cry of a person who had his horn cut off.
Are you going back now?
Are you going back?
There's a streetlight like now and there's an apartment.
If it wasn't for that, I'd be really scared.
I'd be really scared.
If you said it was just a slope, I'd be really annoyed.
I'd be really annoyed.
I think we should go for a walk at night.
We're back in Kyoto.
We're back home.
This is the most realistic and darkest night in Japan.
We have nothing scary, so there's nothing exciting.
We thought it would be boring, but we went on a walk.
Let's go to the last scene.
We've arrived at our third location.
This is scary.
This is Aichi Prefecture's Seto City.
During my childhood, this area was a facility for giving birth to babies.
Since the technology wasn't developed yet, there were a lot of babies who lost their lives.
At that time, there was a temple nearby that gave birth to babies that couldn't be born.
Even if we gave birth to babies, they kept giving birth to babies.
But one day, we gave up giving birth.
That's what happened here.
I wonder if those babies have grown up.
I think they're still young.
They've grown up.
It's realistic.
It's tough to talk about now.
I don't like it.
There are two bridges.
If you cross two bridges, it's over.
Two bridges?
Please come back.
The road is narrow, so please go by yourself.
No, I'll go in one row.
No, I'm saying this as a general plan.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Are you nervous?
I'm nervous.
It's too loud in the morning.
It seems like this area is a road for animals.
It's likely that red deer grew up and became red deer.
Is it going to be like "brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr?"
No, no, no.
Who's gonna go first?
Shall we go first?
At first it was me!
Rock, paper, scissors!
Ha! Ha! Ha!
You were first!
Rock, paper, scissors!
I won, so I'm second!
Stop it!
(Laughing)
(Screaming)
- Here I go! - Aaaaaah!
Aaaaaah!
Okay, I'm safe now.
(Laughing)
Bang!
Cha-ching!
(Bell ringing)
- Okay, Shibuya-san. - Okay.
- Here I go. - Here I go.
- Take care. - Okay.
- Make sure you feel the spiritual sense. - Okay.
- Here I go. - Take care.
- I'm scared of these guys. - Okay, okay.
- Good luck. - Okay.
I'm scared.
This is pretty tough.
I wish there were a bandit gang.
I wish a single person came.
Do you have money?!
Yes, I do. Can you pay me?
Pay, pay.
He said and paid me.
A bridge like this...
I can't see it anymore.
What?
I don't know!
What?
I feel like something moved!
Oh no, I can't move forward!
(A few minutes later...)
Hello?
Did you just say "white brother"?
I didn't say it.
I didn't say it!
No, really, don't do it!
Really, don't do it!
I can't do it. I'm going home.
I can't do it.
(Panting)
AAH!
WHAT?!
(Panting)
AH!
What's up?
Huh?
What's up?
Huh?!
What's up?
No.
Huh?
There's only one bridge.
Huh?
How far should we go?
Hey!
Did we go too far?
Hold me!
It's so bright.
It's bright.
I'm glad.
I'm pretty hungry.
(Laughter)
I'm off.
Take care.
Wow, it's too dark!
Cicadas.
Oh my God.
I'm really off.
Ah!
Never again!
No way!
Never again!
No way!
Never again!
Nothing is left in this world.
Damn it.
I'm more irritated than worried.
Legs motion.
Let's move on.
Oh, I can't do it any more.
All overweight people are scared and running away.
Scared of me.
I can see the aura coming out of me.
Ah, I'm back.
Welcome back.
What were you talking about?
Huh? Killing everyone.
The one approaching me is the most scared now.
I was walking while saying that.
So, honestly, I couldn't feel it.
Honestly, I was in a panic state.
I'll leave it to you.
I asked you as a warning.
I see.
Wow, it's scary.
It's scary when you're alone.
Suddenly, it's scary.
A car is coming.
It's scary.
A car is the scariest.
Wow.
The brake is stopped.
It's scary.
Are you okay?
Yes, I'm okay.
Are you looking for something?
No, I'm not.
Are you okay?
No, I'm not.
You're definitely a YouTuber, aren't you?
He said I'm a YouTuber.
Hello, YouTube!
Thank you very much!
I'm the best at that kind of thing.
I'm scarier than Yuri.
I didn't think I'd say that.
The place where college students often come is
It's highly likely to be a scene spa, but
It looks like it's going to be fun.
I got involved with a Yankee.
Yankee.
Welcome.
My back is freezing.
I feel it more when I ride on the second big bridge.
I made a mistake and said it first, but
There's like a hut in the back of the forest.
I'm pretty upset.
He said, "one spiritual spot" and took a walk in two places.
That's right.
You took a walk in two places? Seriously?
No, I'm second place.
No, I know.
I feel like I'm second place, too.
Choco Choco was really new, wasn't it?
No, I was really scared of birds and stuff.
Why is this new?
It's a spiritual spot, so there was a Yankee named YouTuber.
That's right.
What did you see? What did you feel?
I don't know.
Explain it to me.
I want to believe it.
What?
But it's only reasonable to say that you're second place.
What is that?
The place we chose is...
Second place.
Big bridge.
The real spiritual spot is...
I'm scared of screaming.
2nd place!
I got it!
Congratulations!
I knew you'd scream.
So if you got the spiritual spot right, it means there are ghosts in this world.
So what was 1st place?
What was it?
It was the film mission in Okazaki.
You can film there.
But if you think about it, it was just a dark path.
If you asked me "is it wrong?" I'd say "no, it's not a dark path."
Anyway...
F*ck you.
F*ck you?
Why?
I said "yes, there are ghosts in this world."
But you can feel it.
Even if you can't see it, you can feel it.
That was our 1st spiritual mission of the year.
See you next year!
I'm telling you!
I'm not going anywhere!
If I'm in this team, I'll be punished and cursed to death!
I don't like it!
Don't miss our next spiritual mission of the year!
Bye-bye!
I give up.